Cat poop cookies

1 servings

Ingredients

Quantity Ingredient
½ cup Honey
⅔ cup Butter, margarine, or lard
1 Egg
1 teaspoon Vanilla extract
¼ cup Honey
¼ cup Molasses
⅔ cup Butter or margarine, or lard
1 Egg
2⅓ cup Whole wheat flour
Coconut; (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Spagetti or ramen noodles OR- peppermint extract
2 cups Whole wheat flour
⅓ cup Cocoa powder
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
Ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each)
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal cooked - (roundworms)
Corn
Peanuts
\"puffy pastel things\"; * find at Chinese restaurants

Directions

CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS

GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS

MIX-INS

*NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this to make: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.

chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).

serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.

From: Anne P. Mitchell JD k

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