Favorite quick supper

4 Servings

Ingredients

Quantity Ingredient

Directions

NONE

Measure 3 cups flour into large bowl; answer telephone. Take large bowl off small child's head; sweep up flour. Measure 3 cups flour into large bowl.

Measure ¼ cup shortening; answer doorbell. Wash shortening from child's hands and face. Add ¼ cup shortening to flour. Mix well; rock crying baby for 10 minutes. Answer telephone. Put older child in tub and scrub well.

Scrape flour and shortening mixture from floor, adding enough tears to relieve tension. Open 1 can of beans and serve with remaining strength.

busted by sooz

Recipe by: Key Gourmet

Posted to recipelu-digest by James and Susan Kirkland <kirkland@...> on Mar 07, 1998

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