Marriage stew
2 full svgs
Ingredients
Quantity | Ingredient | |
---|---|---|
2 | Concerned persons | |
2 | Cups love | |
2 | pinches | Understanding |
2 | teaspoons | Patience |
2 | cans | Trust |
2 | Well rounded measures sex | |
999 | pounds | Honest friendship |
Directions
With the above ingredients on hand let's get started on our happy chore of putting a good, wholesome, hearty marriage stew.
First combine the two concerned persons with the two cups of love in an adequate, comfortable mixing area. Next blend in the understanding and patience and beat lightly with a spoon made of laughter until the mixture is smooth and fluffy.
Now add the two cans of trust and pour the mixture into the casserole of life and place over very low heat to simmer. This is also the time to add tears, dreams, touching, remembering or any other spices you feel will make your stew more exciting. As the mixture is simmering, saute the sex in tenderness and perhaps a little wine on special occasions. Add this to the main casserole until the desired strength is reached.
While the stew is cooking, you might want to sprinkle in a little singing, dancing, playing or praying - you be the judge. Cook to taste; garnish with a kiss or two and serve with the honest friendship.
Source: Mrs. J.E.M. Smith Rockville Maryland == Courtesy of Dale & Gail Shipp, Columbia Md. ==
Submitted By GAIL SHIPP On 02-23-95